[coolhoody]

> handwriting C /…/ reading out what I'd written, semicolons and all, to the interviewer.

I had to re-read it to make sure you are not joking. The fact that you were not made me laugh harder.

I'm now just saying "retuuurn" in various exaggerated accents.

[munificent]

I'm picturing them arguing vigorously over what character the word "bracket" specifies in American versus British English.

[brigandish]

Are brackets different in American English? I'd say the Queen should order a second burning down of Washington but, the way things are going, the locals will probably get to it soon.

[bitwize]

I believed it. Amazon tried to make me do the same thing. I stopped the interview.