[plainnoodles]

I don't usually actually laugh at HN comments, but when I read "audited" in this context, I did. I don't know why, but this kind of tongue-in-cheek use of a more "sophisticated" word to refer to something mundane like robbery is my kind of humor.

[rr888]

After spending too much time with External Audit on meetings and reports, I'd actually prefer being mugged.

[IncRnd]

I guess you don't like getting soced.