[catchclose8919]

Tor + (~secure) VPN, but most things like pirating and pr0n DON'T require 'real' security!

You want privacy mainly and that's orthogonal to security.

If privacy is not enough and you need secrecy... well, just use your botnet as a VPN and from that get to Tor! (You do own a botnet in this case, that's what you need the secrecy for :P ...otherwise you'd have specialists hired for this at your disposal, or you'd be the specialist providing it to someone else).