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ljhsiung | 3 years ago

Little did I know I had been getting ripped off by my parents for years! $1 a tooth? I demand reparation.

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dr_kiszonka|3 years ago

I am still paying $1 today!

[And I actually feel very bad lying to my kids about this whole tooth fairy business.Tooth fairy wasn't a thing in my family when I was growing up.]

yjftsjthsd-h|3 years ago

> And I actually feel very bad lying to my kids about this whole tooth fairy business

Then don't? You can even preserve the magic by giving them a silver dollar or whatever to commemorate each lost tooth.

sushid|3 years ago

When did you sell? Perhaps look into tooth (teeth?) futures ;)