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purist33 | 3 years ago

You can deliver the package to a amazon approved distribution center ( I dont know what they call them. Basically a shop where they hold your stuff until you come around and pick it up ). If you want to anonymize it, you can deliver it to some other state's distribution center and drive there to pick it up. Even better is to give a stranger your phone, to go and fetch it from the store, so that your face isnt visible in a CCTV cameras near the store, and while they come back to deliver it to you, you can fake a mugging and "steal" your own phone and the gift card while wearing a PPE kit or something, so that they dont know your dimensions.

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hansword|3 years ago

Do you, by chance, write cheap adventure stories for a living?

Cause this sounds like something I read a few months ago. A pretty silly plan.

purist33|3 years ago

Wasn't it clear enough that I meant for it to be silly ?

vorpalhex|3 years ago

"Officers, I just saw a mugging. Can you please send someone?"