[batmanturkey]

Well, heck, you can shrivel it down to ONE employee and then fire them, if you just wanna tank Twitter.

It seems like the sorta crackhead move we have come to expect from mister attention whore extraordinaire. He’s in a competition of some kind with Kanye, apparently.

Why is he wasting 40 billion on a trumpet of little worth if it’s worth so little?

What a weird mid life crisis sports car to buy, it’s not even red.