[IfOnlyYouKnew]

The headline is bullshit. It’s one of dozens of possible measures, it’s a limit only on non-essential trips, and it’s included only in the worst of several levels, which is unlikely to ever be activated.

Also, this crowd will love to hear, the main problem is France‘s nuclear power plants: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjHpB_9WYAA0yU-?format=jpg

[mikeyouse]

I'm sure I'll see this in meme form all over my extended family's Facebook feed in about 6 months.

Some of the other Escalation Level 3 measures include limiting streaming to standard definition resolution, limiting washing machines to 40º, banning the operation of leaf blowers and patio heaters, and turning off heaters in chair lifts.