[rastapasta42]

Verse 1: In Bikini Bottom town, where the sea folks gather round There's a squarepants wearin' mobster, they call him SpongeBob He's got a face so yellow, and a smile so broad He'll steal your krabby patty and leave you applaud

Chorus: Cause SpongeBob, he's the boss, ain't no one gonna cross This cuddly little crook, with his cartoon looks He's got a pineapple for a pad, and a pet for a pal But don't let that fool ya, he'll still give you a squish or a squelch

Verse 2: He's got a best friend named Patrick, a starfish of sorts Together they're a pair, of criminal sports They'll rob the Krusty Krab, and run from the law But somehow, they always come out on top, without a flaw

[mcv]

I can't help but think of Cyberiad. Has someone tried feeding ChatGPT those prompts?

[iggldiggl]

Gwern already did that with regular GPT-3: https://www.gwern.net/GPT-3#stanislaw-lems-cyberiad

I think my favourite bit is

> A few moments later they were rolling on the floor, and Kla­pau­cius was scream­ing and ges­tic­u­lat­ing in the hand-to-hand style of the famous mas­ter-s­cout Krool, while Trurl, in spite of his defec­tive voice-box, was giv­ing such excel­lent imi­ta­tions of a dingo howl­ing at the ris­ing moon that even the robot­s—who, of course, must be pre­sumed to have a good deal of sym­pa­thy for such prim­i­tive forms of expres­sion—­gave him an ova­tion.