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Did they need to change my mouse cursor to show me their product? That really confused me.

[o_m]

You are probably not the target audience if that confuses you. Modern "zoomer" design takes a lot of inspiration from geocities and the webdesign that was popular before they were born.

[altacc]

I knew keeping all my old dHTML scripts from the 00s would pay off eventually!