[troutpanda]

Those hideous bastards who can't get up at 5am, like I do.

Because waking up at 5am is HARD, and thus honourable.

The study literally says "on average the highly trained students of this important university perform badly if they're asked to wake up too early".

This might suggest that not-having-classes-at-8 might improve their performance, given that for some reason, on average, they can't get up at 5am.

We could investigate their lifestyle, it is because of their excessive screentime? Is it because of video-games?

Or, maybe, we could just not-have-classes-at-8, and we could just stop pretending that waking up early is good and everyone should absolutely do it, in spite of how hard it is.

[b112]

If first classes are at noon, people will complain about getting up too early.

And some just naturally wake at 5, FYI.