[dvtrn]

who will even notice if you don't show up to the office?

They don’t have to “notice” it. They don’t even have to see it.

Do you have an access badge to get into your company campus/building/suite?

My last job started tracking access badge activity to monitor and enforce RTTO compliance.

Found it funny to get nagged about not hitting the required minimum number by a boss who lived four states away.

Laughed all the way out the door and into a new company whose policy is “if you wanna wfh, then wfh. If you want to come to the office, be our guest.”