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tescocles | 2 years ago

"If you got shit on your fingers would you wipe it off with a piece of tissue, or wash your hands? Why would the answer be different for your bum?"

I don't know about you but I don't tend to touch my keyboard or food with my anus like I do with my hands

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wincy|2 years ago

You’ll just rip little tears with rough paper all over your sensitive anus instead, giving yourself terrible hemorrhoids.

SketchySeaBeast|2 years ago

If you're wiping so hard you're giving yourself hemorrhoids the material you're using is probably not the issue.