[anony23]

I don't know how you can read this list and find it boring.

[ipaddr]

What jumps out for you personally?

[nosmokewhereiam]

A verbal calculator for one. I need to shout equations across the room and hear an answer. My hands are always covered in cannabis oil.

If it spoke like this one, bonus points: [phone]*

*I believe it's accent is set to millennial.