Recreate the Amazon experience in a store by asking for their name so you can show them different prices and offers, then write down everything the shopper looks at, adds to their basket, and after they've paid sell their information to advertisers so they will see adverts for the lawnmower they've just bought for the next few days.
> Big heavy adverts that overlap the content and weigh pages down
PC Magazine, and other similar mags in the 90's/00's, was literally like this. I used to spend several minutes ripping the thick cardboard ads from every issue before trying to read it. At least web sites don't give me paper cuts.
Pickup an issue of Wallpaper, if they're still around.... A design magazine with cover to cover advertising and the occasional bit of editorial content. The advertising is curated and not so in-your-face but it's advertising none the less.
It should come with free cookies wrapped in consent notices.
> * Agree to all sorts of scary things to take off the plastic wrapping
Wouldn't it just be that one page (not visible without opening it, of course) has the terms and conditions you inherently agreed to by reading the cover?
(mild spoiler alert) It took me 00:06:20 to complete and I enjoyed it a lot. I especially liked the ambiguous form state; I was never sure which part of the form is active or has been selected. I appreciate that it didn't feel needlessly unfair; e.g. when I accidentally clicked a "select all" button that undid all my work, there was also an "unselect all" button within reach.
The ultimate Turing test? I'm willing to bet not even ChatGPT-11 will have the sheer boneheaded level of determination only a human could ever achieve...
This is what my nightmares are like. I have to do something simple like fill out a form or unlock a door, and everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong
Getting there! It needs to completely randomize itself about halfway through your workflow. And more ratings! Don't forget to like us and give us five stars. About the exact moment you are ready to finish.
Love this! There used to be a similar site on HN some time ago, something in a sense "How I see internet these days" and endless pop-ups kept on annoying you. Anyone remembers that?
I literally was unable to purchase something from Currys on my phone, it was so bogged down in JS madness that it just didn't work. It would only work on my computer, and then only in Chromium (the payment flow just stopped loading after entering the card details on Firefox). When I did manage to place the order, the payment was processed twice, so that white loading screen in Firefox did so something. When I picked it up, I was told that they can't process online returns, I would have to take the extra one away, arrange a return online and then bring it back.
You are, of course, exaggerating a bit for rhetorical effect, but it is indeed too close to home. The bulk of my time was spent grappling with things that frequently give me a hassle on real websites.
The dialog box
The strenuous password requirements
Especially the "select all pictures of" bit. Anyone who has tried browsing with a proxy can confirm.
The site actually crashed Chrome as soon as I uploaded an file, to the point where even mouse clicks on the address bar or other tabs wouldn't work. I didn't think that was supposed to be possible. I guess we can dig into the code and figure out how to crash peoples' browsers with a website?
@ChromeDevTeam Your bug reporting process is too complicated so I'm just leaving this here on the internet for you to find
[+] [-] mattkevan|2 years ago|reply
* Agree to all sorts of scary things to take off the plastic wrapping
* Peel off multiple big stickers on every page
* Big heavy adverts that overlap the content and weigh pages down
* Built-in Tile/Airtag to track location
* Chumboxes for other magazines at the bottom of each article
...etc
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[+] [-] Waterluvian|2 years ago|reply
I’ve got one that fully identifies as a newspaper but there isn’t even a single article on the front page.
[+] [-] paulmooreparks|2 years ago|reply
PC Magazine, and other similar mags in the 90's/00's, was literally like this. I used to spend several minutes ripping the thick cardboard ads from every issue before trying to read it. At least web sites don't give me paper cuts.
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[+] [-] p1mrx|2 years ago|reply
A lot of magazines have a rip-out subscription card like that.
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[+] [-] gs17|2 years ago|reply
> * Agree to all sorts of scary things to take off the plastic wrapping
Wouldn't it just be that one page (not visible without opening it, of course) has the terms and conditions you inherently agreed to by reading the cover?
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[+] [-] isp|2 years ago|reply
I particularly like:
- https://twitter.com/volodarik/status/1657755496852475906 - "Enter your phone number"
- https://twitter.com/volodarik/status/1657755532394889219 - "Volume control"
- https://twitter.com/volodarik/status/1657755789313069057 - "Checkbox with a 50% success rate"
[+] [-] SimonPStevens|2 years ago|reply
[+] [-] jonplackett|2 years ago|reply
https://termsandconditions.game
I hope you hate it
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[+] [-] thimabi|2 years ago|reply
https://twitter.com/volodarik/status/1657755808300519426?s=2...
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[+] [-] avereveard|2 years ago|reply
The form field didn't reset to default values when submitting something that doesn't pass validation, that's probably a little too convenient.
[+] [-] Clamchop|2 years ago|reply
Also password or bank account fields that disable pasting. Just awful.
[+] [-] mellosouls|2 years ago|reply
Previous extensive discussions fwiw:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27635310 (2021)
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20344565 (2019)
[+] [-] dang|2 years ago|reply
User Inyerface – A worst-practice UI experiment - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27635310 - June 2021 (215 comments)
User Inyerface - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20345826 - July 2019 (1 comment)
User Inyerface – A worst-practice UI experiment - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20344565 - July 2019 (255 comments)
[+] [-] thih9|2 years ago|reply
Loosely related: "The worst volume control UI in the world", https://uxdesign.cc/the-worst-volume-control-ui-in-the-world... .
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[+] [-] pedro_hab|2 years ago|reply
Pretty cool code btw, it has a rule array that with the error msgs, very easy to follow even tho it was webpacky.
Then I realized the errors were displayed at the bottom of the page.
[+] [-] alphabetter|2 years ago|reply
The captcha with the hononyms and the selection boxes where you don't expect them is genius.
[+] [-] mlajtos|2 years ago|reply
Enjoy.
[+] [-] lesuorac|2 years ago|reply
[1]: https://old.reddit.com/r/badUIbattles/comments/g4aytv/tired_...
[+] [-] dredmorbius|2 years ago|reply
<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27635310> 2 years ago | 215 comments
<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20353724> 4 years ago | 44 comments
<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20345826> 4 years ago | 1 comments
<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20344565> 4 years ago | 214 comments
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[+] [-] nicetryguy|2 years ago|reply
As funny as this is; it truly sarcastically encapsulates everything that is wrong with modern web design.
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[+] [-] jollyllama|2 years ago|reply
The dialog box
The strenuous password requirements
Especially the "select all pictures of" bit. Anyone who has tried browsing with a proxy can confirm.
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[+] [-] dheera|2 years ago|reply
@ChromeDevTeam Your bug reporting process is too complicated so I'm just leaving this here on the internet for you to find