[tharax]

“Stored away for long periods of time to minimise fading” is such a polite way of saying “so that future generations have a chance of seeing it, _you_ aren’t able to see it today”.

[bombcar]

Doesn’t the constitution or Declaration of Independence only uncover itself every ten minutes so to reduce fading?

I thought I remember that.

[msephton]

at least not here, maybe somewhere else? "this isn't the impression you're looking for" waves hand