[MrQuincle]

I guess an even closer neighbor is the sun.

[bell-cot]

Yeah - casually ruling out the moon and sun in the article's first sentence feels a bit underhanded. Beyond pedantry, what's the point of the "Planets Only" sign?

[dmurray]

Not as close as the moon.

[billpg]

But not as high as maybe dirigibles or zeppelins or lightbulbs. And maybe clouds.

I'm sorry. I'm not sure what happened to me there.