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The odd appeal of absurdly long YouTube videos

139 points| belter | 2 years ago |theverge.com

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[+] haunter|2 years ago|reply
Some of my favorite long ones. They are incredibly relaxing.

Washington DC - Seattle full trip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MizGoYFVdzQ

All PS2 games ever released https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixeRUJQ5yPc (and they have a video for every single major console too)

Switzerland to Italy through the Bernina pass train ride https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw9qiV7XlFs

Tokyo subway Yamanote line full loop (even though it's only 1 hour long) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmuMY6fLaw

Tokyo highway trip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-hrZKXM-k

[+] mastax|2 years ago|reply
Yeah that Switzerland to Italy train ride video got me into them. They're really beautiful and calming.

But I've stopped because I can't find a way to use them anymore. They're not interesting enough to watch directly. Multitasking doesn't work unfortunately so I just end up listening to the sound of the train and not watching. It's kind of like having an air conditioning unit in your window plus occasionally squeaky distracting train horns when coming out of a tunnel.

[+] lordgrenville|2 years ago|reply
These look fun. Do you, like...actually watch them, though? Or just have them on in the background while doing something else?
[+] jansan|2 years ago|reply
10 hours of "What is love" with a fantastic loop from "A Night at the Roxbury".

https://youtu.be/09m0B8RRiEE

Looks like a very long loop, but there a small breaks every few hours (for example at 6:02:20).

[+] ant6n|2 years ago|reply
Still looking for long out-of-window rail videos. You know, so that once I finish building my rail compartment, I can simulate a proper ride.
[+] causi|2 years ago|reply
I appreciate the VGL link. Very handy for building a list of games to emulate.
[+] mdrzn|2 years ago|reply
"Across all these videos and many other silent blank ones, every viewer seems to have their own use case. The most common, by far, is to use these videos as a way to simply keep your device on. “I keep this playing overnight so that my laptop doesn’t shutdown while downloading games,” one commenter wrote. “I have to keep this open on my phone because it’s broken and will not turn back on if it turns off,” another said. "
[+] viraptor|2 years ago|reply
I think the author is taking too many of those comments seriously when they're likely just Reddit style jokes trying to outmeme each other. I don't believe the explanation that someone would actually pay a video instead of changing the settings to disable turning off the screen. Serious platforms and software also prevent autosleep when downloading large games (or have an obvious switch for it)
[+] pjc50|2 years ago|reply
I was in a cafe the other day that had some sort of "HD views of Italy" on a big TV on a loop. Except they didn't quite have enough bandwidth, so every now and again it would visibly buffer.
[+] suyjuris|2 years ago|reply
Someone I know wanted to have a movable white rectangle on the screen to cover up things (for a presentation). They had a creative solution: open a “10h white background” video and used Firefox's picture-in-picture feature. Unfortunately, the recommendation algorithm picked up on this, and started recommending a bunch of similar videos...
[+] phodo|2 years ago|reply
If on a mac you can always type ‘caffeinate’ in Terminal and it will keep your laptop on when you close the lid.
[+] DangitBobby|2 years ago|reply
Yes! I just realized I can queue up a silent track so it won't matter (much) anymore that my car ignores auto-play settings! I can't tell you how frustrating it is that I just want silence in my car sometimes but invariably a stupid podcast starts playing every time.
[+] gniv|2 years ago|reply
If you're wondering like I did how to do this easily on a Mac: you can set a hot corner to 'Disable Screen Saver'.
[+] dmbche|2 years ago|reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95mL3us0HSQ

The begining of a Star Wars The Force Awakens review - it'a not done yet, but I believe it lasts about 12-13h at this time.

He also has a response to a hbomberguy video (that's also an analysis of Dark Souls 2) that lasts something like 10h, and multiple 3+ hours reviews of games and movies.

Pretty crazy that it's entirely scripted and is carefully edited - for 10+ hours!

And I'd argue he has solid analysis in general!

[+] LanternLight83|2 years ago|reply
I really thought this going to be about the folk, making 8-24 hour long video game reviews and retrospectives, ie. the likes of Noah Caldwell Gervais, Joseph Anderson, PatricianTV, Private Sessions, Whitelight, Liam Triforce, Chris Davis, i am error, and NeverKnowsBest

Other comments appear to consider anything over a single hour unrelateably long, nevermind for scripted content...

[+] jccalhoun|2 years ago|reply
>"Across all these videos and many other silent blank ones, every viewer seems to have their own use case. The most common, by far, is to use these videos as a way to simply keep your device on. “I keep this playing overnight so that my laptop doesn’t shutdown while downloading games,” one commenter wrote. “I have to keep this open on my phone because it’s broken and will not turn back on if it turns off,” another said.

>There are also a surprisingly large number of times when you might want your device on but the screen off. “I use this so I can have music open on another tab at night and have this open so the screen with the music on it wont shine so bright in my room,” one commenter wrote on a two-day-long video of a blank black screen. “I use this every night, put on a podcast and q this to come on next,” said another. “Unironically useful for avoiding screen burn in,” another wrote. “Big thanks <3.”"

This is a very interesting situation. Like the video of someone recording the MAX captchas with their phone instead of using the built in screen recording, my first reaction to these is "thee tech illiterate people! There is a _right_ way to do these things built into the OS!" But on reflection, if it works for them then it seems fine (I guess you could argue that it was using electricity or bandwidth). If anything it seems like a failure of the OS companies to make it clear that the OS can already do all these things.

[+] Aardwolf|2 years ago|reply
If only there was proper UI for these things. These days, even simple things like copy paste are being made harder and harder to discover, rather than have 1 standard way of doing it that works anywhere.

If people are able to figure out how to use youtube videos to achieve what they want, they for sure would be able to do things if only the options were actually there in UI's, but options are being left out more and more to make things "slick".

Regarding audio/video/brightness: this used to be super easy with analog volume dials, and screens with on/off button where your computer wouldn't (and shouldn't imho!) know that your monitor is off. I also really wish monitors with analog brightness adjust would make a return, these types of monitors don't exist for 20 years now, but I rarely adjust brightness on monitors due to the lack of that since brightness is usually deeply hidden in the menu now (somehow monitors with extremely bad quality built-in speakers that you'd never want to actually use, have easier shortcuts for audio volume than brightness)

[+] ajsnigrutin|2 years ago|reply
> Like the video of someone recording the MAX captchas with their phone instead of using the built in screen recording, my first reaction to these is "thee tech illiterate people

Take phone out, record button, stop button, share button, select twitter/youtube/instagram/..., enter title/text, done.

Now count the steps on a PC. Especially if it's some other persons PC, not logged into your youtube account.

[+] jorvi|2 years ago|reply
Windows doesn't have a quick way to do this. You have to either dig into Settings, or install Powertoys and activate Powertoys Awake.
[+] albertzeyer|2 years ago|reply
There was a Trans-Siberian railway video, of the full journey, from Moscow to Peking I think. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1504271 Unfortunately it is not online anymore?

There are also quite a few railway videos from Norway, e.g. Bergen to Oslo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xisVS_DKpJg

And many more long railway videos.

Or the the great moose migration: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31150996

More here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_television

Also related:

Apollo 11 in Real Time: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20193118

[+] albert_e|2 years ago|reply
Tip for those who are doing this (and wasting internet bandwidth) just to prevent their locked-down work machine from going to lock/sleep:

Open a PPT, F5 to enter slideshow mode, optionally press B to blackout the screen to prevent burn-in.

I made a small "screensaver" PPT that consumes very minimal resources (black screen with a small bouncing logotext), saved it a as a PPSX (so it launches in slideshow automatically and exits PPT when done), and added a shortcut to the PPSX file on my Win10 taskbar. One-click screensaver whenever I want to step away and an equally simple exit.

Many times I actually leave this running in background while I work on the laptop. This way even if I step away without doing my one-click routine (or get pulled into a phone call or start working on my other laptop), it still prevents lock/sleep.

Obviously this would be bad infosec practice at office or public place. But with WFH this keeps me healthy and sane.

[+] astura|2 years ago|reply
PowerPoint seems overkill - I just "play" a picture in windows media player.
[+] pluijzer|2 years ago|reply
When my partner used a 10+ hour pure white video as a desklight it felt like blaspheme to me. Same as turning to gpt4 to sort a small list of words. It is unholy.
[+] paulrouget|2 years ago|reply
Summary: these videos are used to keep devices on, queue silent content after podcast to fall asleep, provide background ambiance like fire crackling or soothing music, entertain pets, or avoid screen burn-in.
[+] sznio|2 years ago|reply
thanks ChatGPT
[+] narag|2 years ago|reply
Those seem like jokes or tricks, but there are "real videos" absurdly long:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeH7qKZr0WI

I've only watched one video longer than two hours and it took me two weeks. But I'm watching videos of more than one more often in just three sessions, as my English listening gets better and better.

Not sure if it was Rogan that created the fad, but it's getting very extended. Unfortunately, people appearing in those tend to think that it's OK to fill hours with "umm", "you know" and unintelligible ultrafast and inaudible circumlocution.

[+] Macha|2 years ago|reply
The genre of discussion videos that the likes of hbomberguy, Folding Ideas or ContraPoints produce are also often very long. Then there's stream archives, conference uploads, etc. So there's certainly been a few multi-hour videos I've watched.
[+] elif|2 years ago|reply
In a similar theme, I was recently exposed to the masterpiece which is starwarswars.com the complete original extended trilogy of 6 films superimposed upon each other in simulcast.

It is at the same time an illustrative piece about modern cinematography, a nostalgia-inducing slideshow, and digital ADHD medication.

Not recommended for those who suffer epilepsy.

[+] astura|2 years ago|reply
I tried to watch it and it has been taken down for copyright violation.
[+] AndrewOMartin|2 years ago|reply
The YouTube channel (PatricianTV) who did a 5 hour video on Morrowind and a 12 hour video on Oblivion has recently released a 20 hour video on Skyrim.
[+] adzm|2 years ago|reply
It's only an hour, but I love this deep absurd analysis of a single Garfield comic. An hour long, set to the music of Kundun by Philip Glass. https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw
[+] codingdave|2 years ago|reply
Well, if we are sharing favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKP16d_WdZM

I do see the value of music to set up an environment for working, sleeping, or whatever you are doing. I'm not sure a single video is the best answer, but it at least is a plausible use case.

For all the videos that exist just as a joke, even though I have a few I truly laugh at, I find it difficult to believe anyone would actually watch the entire video. It counts as a view if you watched 30? seconds of it. So a 24 hour video with 40 million views likely just means that many people turned it on for a fraction of the time, laughed a bit, and turned it off.