[a_shoeboy]

Worst case of this is online reviews at Home Depot. Every review is five stars even when the text is something like "it spontaneously combusted as soon as we brought it in the house and killed one of my children."

[bombcar]

Reviewers have learned if they say anything remotely negative AND give less than perfect stars, the review is found “wanting” or “in violation of our code of conduct” and never published. So people work out how to game it.

[elzbardico]

Thanks, Sir. You made my day.

And it is even funnier exactly because it is very close to the truth.