[_zn02]

Just told you, there's no delete button.

[meepmorp]

Yeah, but if you don't want to be here, why are you still around? You can't delete your account, but you can stop using the site.

[_zn02]

I answered that in my original post: "I understand that there are other options (reset password to random gibberish, run a script to delete my comments[, or, third option I'm inserting now, which seemed obvious to the point of not bothering to state it, just stop using the site]) and none of that would provide the catharsis I aimed for so I'm still here, for now, I guess."