[larperdoodle]

I want a device that hooks into my circulatory system and diverts my blood flow through it, filtering out microplastics and other shit that shouldn't be there, and then cooling it down slightly before putting it back in.

[Vecr]

Donate plasma, it works reasonably well. If you have antibodies you want to keep it might be bad though because those count as the plasma and get taken out.

[boomboomsubban]

You want dialysis?