I am far from the coffee snob, but Starbucks genuinely taste burned to me. And I know that’s not a hot take, it’s a pretty common line you’ll hear when people are critiquing it. But it is also repeated with good reason.
My opinion as well unless we're talking their "Blonde Roast", which is somehow decent despite Starbucks' apparent burnt-flavor bias.
I think the reason Starbucks stays afloat is not their coffee, but their 900 calorie "coffee drinks", which they market such that people can pretend to be coffee snobs while drinking what are essentially milkshakes.
My father was in the Navy. On the night shift, the coffee would become syrupy and he would drink that. He drinks coffee black. He tried Starbucks and will not touch the stuff.
My parents are smokers. There were few times cigarette ash accidentally got into my mouth. I swear Starbucks coffee and cigarette ash taste the same. I've had it from a couple of stores and both tasted the same. I can't help but think someone else in the comments is right in that people don't go for the coffee but for the stuff that hides the coffee.
Forgeties79|2 years ago
RankingMember|2 years ago
I think the reason Starbucks stays afloat is not their coffee, but their 900 calorie "coffee drinks", which they market such that people can pretend to be coffee snobs while drinking what are essentially milkshakes.
itake|2 years ago
meragrin_|2 years ago
My parents are smokers. There were few times cigarette ash accidentally got into my mouth. I swear Starbucks coffee and cigarette ash taste the same. I've had it from a couple of stores and both tasted the same. I can't help but think someone else in the comments is right in that people don't go for the coffee but for the stuff that hides the coffee.
RajT88|2 years ago
McD's coffee is also bad (acidic, weak flavor).
antisthenes|2 years ago
I'll take the consistency of McD coffee over almost any other establishment.
And given their traffic volume, it's almost always guaranteed to be fresh, at a fraction of the cost of coffee-centric cafes.
Zigurd|2 years ago