[JimtheCoder]

I thought hats were about covering up the fact that you are going bald...

[riffraff]

As George in Seinfeld says, it's too risky, what happens when you meet someone and then you finally have to take off the hat and maybe they react badly to your baldness?

[veavo]

Well, George also bought a wig and thought he would never have to take it off.