[aarong11]

Leave the microwave running

[RajT88]

Build a detector which can differentiate from normal traffic and a "scan" like this.

Wire up an RPI to a motor which reorients a 2.4ghz parabolic dish, first discovering the direction and elevation which best picks up the signal from the "scanner". Then, engage the old microwave emitter you've hooked up to the dish.

You will like as not fry their equipment. Bonus: the attacker may never have children.

[samus]

That's the best part of it: the technique seems to be passive.

[ranting-moth]

Wouldn't you need two microwaves for each axis (XYZ), facing opposite direction? So six microwaves in each room. You have to remove the door switch because you need to leave them running 24/7.

[dylan604]

let's not be silly. just put it in the attic so each room is covered centrally. you may need a higher wattage microwave though.