[epeus]

That reminds me of this classic 1990s internet description http://stuartcheshire.org/rants/InfoHighway.html

[yetanotherloss]

That pitch for the most metal Mad Max sequel was pure molten gold and still holds up.

[dmbche]

You made my week, I think this is my favorite piece of writing in a while.

"A little kid on a tricycle with a squirtgun filled with HYDROCHLORIC ACID. "