[mayowaxcvi]

Isn’t that the shortest sentence in the bible or something?

[hotnfresh]

Close, shortest verse is: “Jesus wept”.

Famous among kids who once attended Sunday school programs that asked them to recite a bible verse each Sunday. First kid to go always takes that one.

[lapetitejort]

Perhaps in an apocryphal book, or the novelization of The Last Temptation of Christ

[billjings]

I am so sorry, I have to flag this because seriously, but also

Amazing joke, I lol'd, fantastic work sir