[throwaway154]

> That's exactly what I'd like to be able to do again

Dreamhost.com (or one of the many others).

Pick 'webhosting' as the option. You may even get a free .com for a year, just like back in the day.

Github pages and CDNs and CMSs and one-click install and VPSs and all that jazz don't fix an unbroken problem: Hosting static files on a webserver that likely hosts hundreds or thousands of sites effortlessly.

None of that jazz is needed. FTP your files. With FileZilla. Like back in the day.