[Scalene2]

It would be difficult to overstate the wonderous benefit that would come from reliable eye transplants.

[djtango]

Brings me one step closer to achieving my dream of becoming Hokage...

I'll see myself out now

[m-p-3]

Or having a Kiroshi implant.

[civilitty]

The CIA Office of Enhanced Interrogation becomes CIA Office of Enhanced Optometry.

Now that's a euphemism for ya.

[wredue]

You’re thinking of the Canadian eye doctors association, the CIEh.