[kahirsch]

Many decades ago I read a book which had an anecdote of some military officer taking an important message to the White House and he was told to take it right to President Johnson in his bathroom. The President came out of the shower to accept the message and the officer noticed the shower shooting water from several angles.

The President saw the officer staring at the fixtures and asked, "Son, do you have a shower like that?"

The officer replied, "No, sir!"

President Johnson said, "Then, boy, you got a dirty ass!"

[Nifty3929]

LBJ used to force his staff to take dictation or have conversations while he was sitting on the toilet. Classy!