[ulizzle]

Port was what I was thinking. Can’t turn wine into whiskey. That’s not only impossible but grounds for a holy war between wine and whiskey aficionados

Plus it goes with the whole gaming port thing

[bloqs]

Port - what an amazing name!

[Etheryte]

An amazing name that's also completely impossible to search for.

[Closi]

Kind of already used by MacPorts (Jokes are already there for Port / Cask / Brew etc which would probably confuse things)