[modernpacifist]

> Here at HN we want a post mortem for a cloud failure in a matter of hours.

I'll go one further - I've yet to finish writing a postmortem on one incident before the next one happens. I also have my doubts that folks wanting a PM in O(hours) actually care about its contents/findings/remediations - its just a tick box in the process of day-to-day ops.