[paolomaffei]

I laughed when I read the substraction of 0 legs for each legless elephant. Then I did a double take... 8 legs per elephant is standard?

[ajb]

I know right?

What's funny is that I would also have subtracted 0, because legless is local slang for 'drunk', so the legless elephants aren't, under that interpretation, missing any legs.

[labster]

And if they’re seeing double, Bard is right all along!

[labster]

ISO compliant pachyderms are so difficult to find these days

[yourad_io]

I blame big Zoo

[layer8]

Maybe a confusion with https://www.cnet.com/science/maratus-elephans-the-peacock-sp.... ;)