Now offer a randomly selected 10% of the passengers a $10,000 bonus if they exit in the first half of passengers, and another 10% a $500 bonus if they can get any piece of their luggage off with them.
Tell the FA's that the captain will signal the evacuation, and then don't let him.
Fill the cabin air with fake smoke, and have noise equal to one side of the engines running at go-around power outside the plane.
Reminds me of Samsung proudly proclaiming that they tested their foldable OLED phone with a robot to thousands of open-close cycles… in a clean room, inside a dust-free glass enclosure.
Now try… ten. Just ten open-close cycles after sitting down at the beach.
avidiax|2 years ago
Tell the FA's that the captain will signal the evacuation, and then don't let him.
Fill the cabin air with fake smoke, and have noise equal to one side of the engines running at go-around power outside the plane.
jiggawatts|2 years ago
Now try… ten. Just ten open-close cycles after sitting down at the beach.