[_lqaf]

To save time:

https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-bla...

[zontorol]

https://gillette.com/en-us/products/razors-trimmers-and-blad...

[Groxx]

Bah. You need at least 7 to get a close enough shave. https://www.kroger.com/p/bromley-s-for-men-get-a-grip-razor/...

[pseudosavant]

The link to that Onion article was worth a double up vote!