[distcs]

It isn't mysterious. It just doesn't match the vibes of HN. I don't come on HN to see silly jokes. And as you can see by the number of flags this post has received to kill it, it looks like most HN readers agree with me.

[ttyprintk]

Then you’re really not going to like my signature move from the 90s:

On the main mail server, echo “jive | more” > /usr/bin/less

[pschastain]

So you're saying that the HN front page should be humorless...