[nicepplonly]

You're trying to add layers of complexity that don't exist. The universe is remarkably uncomplicated, much like biology (which, you correctly assert, only exists to replicate itself). Humans like to anthropomorphize and we have a tendency to see things that aren't there, and we're also highly suggestible and easily manipulated by marketing tactics.

[Hamuko]

I can assure you that I am not hanging around on Hacker News to reproduce.

[vincnetas]

You hang around HN not to reproduce, but i bet if there were a fertile female ovulating near you you would not choose to browse HN instead of impregnating here. (I assumed your gender)