[staunch]

Caesar procrastinated so hard he changed time itself!

(This is funny, but I'd be interested to read a source on how true this is. Presumably there were priests that could take care of such things. He took care of lots of other Roman business while he was in Gaul.)

[alephnerd]

Can't beat Canadian Prime Minister and Founding Father John MacDonald blacking out while drunk during the Fenian Raids (Irish American civil war vets fighting for Irish freedom by attempting to invade British North America as a bargaining chip) in the 1860s [0]

[0] - https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/sir-john-a-passed-out-dr...

[staunch]

Update: seems like it was already ~2 months out of sync when Caesar went to Gaul, so this is basically incorrect?