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What about this is a tortured interpretation of the DMA?

Article 1 clearly states the subject matter and scope of the DMA, with subsection 2 defining which end users it pertains to. As it should, because it would be bonkers for the EU to try and regulate anything outside of their jurisdiction.

Just say you wish it applied outside of the EU but that you understand the logical jurisdictional limitations and call it a day.

There’s no need for unwarranted loaded language.