[tcmb]

Sometimes I wonder about the things that make it to HN's front page...

[op00to]

A moose once bit my sister.

[0x38B]

A moose once came to our front door and stuck his head in, on my birthday to boot. Never had that happen! He was super chill, too. But when he started pushing in, me and my dad had to lean on the door. But I doubt we’d have been able to stop him had he really tried.

[rdtsc]

Well, she shouldn’t have been karving her initials on the møøse with a toothbrush!