Show HN: How to be on front page of HN

[infocaptor]

Just write an article with the following title "How [x] [y] [z]"

where x= "To" or "Not To"

y= "become" or "learn"

z= "programmer" , "developer" or "coder"

Think of any variation and you will be on top and get your fame

[infocaptor]

Just three articles on programming and it has kindled a huge firestorm.