[braaileb]

If they did this for all social media I might pick up guitar

[kibwen]

Unfortunately, the suggestive manual gesticulations required to finger your fretboard have caused guitar-playing to be banned in the state of Texas.

[PaulDavisThe1st]

Not to mention those minor diminished sevenths that you've been playing recently. One more half-step towards microtonality, and you'll be looking at time in the slammer ...

[interludead]

It's important to always see the bright side