Writing this post did make me think that if someone had a well-trained dog, they could hook up a monitoring service to something that makes a particular sound, which tells the dog to alert the person.
Her name was (I sadly lost her to cancer) Bamboo! Because one of the first things she did after I adopted her was to try to eat my bamboo plant.
And as an added bonus, we could get that dog classified as a service dog :D
“Sir you need to leave that mutt outside!”
“He’s a service dog”
“Why? You don’t look like you have any disabilities”
“Wow. First of all – rude! Second, yeah you are right I don’t but you see he’s my DDoS dog and I need him with me at all times to protect the company servers”
Funny, that's how the very first customer realised that the Australian telco Optus was down. The wireless cat feeder relied on the Internet and when no food appeared, the cat decided to complain to management.
dguo|1 year ago
Her name was (I sadly lost her to cancer) Bamboo! Because one of the first things she did after I adopted her was to try to eat my bamboo plant.
codetrotter|1 year ago
“Sir you need to leave that mutt outside!”
“He’s a service dog”
“Why? You don’t look like you have any disabilities”
“Wow. First of all – rude! Second, yeah you are right I don’t but you see he’s my DDoS dog and I need him with me at all times to protect the company servers”
chris_wot|1 year ago
867-5309|1 year ago