[dguo]

Writing this post did make me think that if someone had a well-trained dog, they could hook up a monitoring service to something that makes a particular sound, which tells the dog to alert the person.

Her name was (I sadly lost her to cancer) Bamboo! Because one of the first things she did after I adopted her was to try to eat my bamboo plant.

[codetrotter]

And as an added bonus, we could get that dog classified as a service dog :D

“Sir you need to leave that mutt outside!”

“He’s a service dog”

“Why? You don’t look like you have any disabilities”

“Wow. First of all – rude! Second, yeah you are right I don’t but you see he’s my DDoS dog and I need him with me at all times to protect the company servers”