[enderfusion]

Tempting. never_look_back.bin firmware?

[roblh]

What if both directions go downwards? That’s even more surprising to the first time user. That moment of confusion.

[flemhans]

A hardware limit would be more funny even

[bagels]

A loud audible ratchet mechanism. Just to add to the annoyance.

[ncr100]

Or if it had a mood sensor, and scrolled >>rapidly<< downwards if distress detected, with the logic that the user would never be satisfied with the amount of dopamine generated from any amount of doomscrolling performed.