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Here is another article that's on point. The Onion does have a way with (omitting) words.

https://www.theonion.com/israel-assures-it-doing-everything-...

"Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians"

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I’ve felt for a long time that The Onion is the reincarnation of Voltaire: savage, subtle, clever, culturally relevant, slightly undersold in its time. They will be studied in history books, or whatever the equivalent of books become. Even if you don’t agree with the political spin, you cannot discount the beauty of how they took such a common political phrase and turned it on its head like that.