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The Heinlein Score

45 points| ianna | 14 years ago |iannaccone.org | reply

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

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[+] learc83|14 years ago|reply
The thing about Heinlein is that everyone thinks that Lazarus Long (the protagonist of the book this is taken from) is just a mouthpiece for Heinlein himself. However, Heinlein is just really good at writing from a particular character's viewpoint.

If you notice whenever the pov is centered on Lazarus, he seems to be a superman who can do nearly anything.

But frequently when the viewpoint shifts to another character, Lazarus' flaws become much clearer, and he seems much more human.

[+] saraid216|14 years ago|reply
That doesn't really change the fact that Lazarus Long (and Jubal Harshaw, for that matter) are basically in-character excuses to espouse Heinlein's views on life, the universe, and everything. Just because he's aware of his own views' flaws doesn't make them not his views.

An author surrogate is not necessarily a Mary Sue.

[+] michaelpinto|14 years ago|reply
Heinlein was a great guy and all, but for all of this rant against specialization did he ever make a serious attempt to write any other genre besides science fiction? And not for nothing Isaac Asimov wrote about every damn topic under the sun with his non-fiction work...
[+] jerf|14 years ago|reply
I'm not sure Heinlein was necessarily his own model of a man, nor was it necessarily within his domain to be one due to the fact that he suffered from health issues for pretty much all of his adult life. But he did do more than just write, which the Wikipedia page discusses some of [1], and there's definitely some other stuff that I know he did that does not show up there. For instance, in Expanded Universe there's a rather lengthy travelogue about a trip to the USSR, with what were at the time penetrating insights past the propaganda screen that would have been considered controversial at the time, and we now know to have been true. (There's a lot of lessons in that bit applicable to the world we live in today, albeit not necessarily the same bits of the world, but I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader.)

I'd also personally question whether Heinlein really "really" believed that quote, or if it was an idealized version of an ideal, to coin a phrase.

[1]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Heinlein

[+] dmm|14 years ago|reply
I know right! He was totally just a man his whole life too. He should have spent some time as a woman. That was kinda hypocritical of him.
[+] dsr_|14 years ago|reply
Heinlein had one trick worked out nearly perfectly: he could persuade you he knew what he was writing about, even if he was making it up out of whole cloth. If you went back and thought about it analytically, you would spot hole after hole... but most people don't.

Persuasion is very entertaining.

[+] mcu|14 years ago|reply
He wrote some fun fantasy stories.
[+] russell|14 years ago|reply
Well I got 16 out of 21. It appears that I am not so good at fighting, killing or dying.
[+] mgarfias|14 years ago|reply
Being a farmer helps. 18/21 here.
[+] riffraff|14 years ago|reply
I wonder, how effectively people can answer such questions.

E.g. you think "yup surely I can build a wall", but concretely you don't even have a clue on how to make, well, concrete.

I am afraid in many cases we are led to assume that we know how to do X because we have never tried it and we have no idea of the complexity of it.

[+] lloeki|14 years ago|reply
You don't need concrete, any kind of mortar will do. You could use clay and stones to set up a wall effectively protecting you from water and cold. Nothing even mentions the wall being made in a particular material; it could just as well be wood. Also I take the goal as encompassing basic techniques such as using a plummet and various strings to have it lined up correctly.

That said, you're right, various people will think the thing to various levels, and here we're reaching Dunning-Kruger territory.

[+] kaybe|14 years ago|reply
He doesn't ask for a wall that will still stand in a year though. In many cases my answer is "Yes, I can do it, but I probably won't do a great job there."
[+] eevilspock|14 years ago|reply
Heinlein and Ayn Rand shoulda got together.
[+] dublinclontarf|14 years ago|reply
I don't think he would have like her, she was a real bitch, great writer/philosopher but an absolute bitch.
[+] ctdonath|14 years ago|reply
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