[CoolGuySteve]

This article is so histrionic that it's a parody of itself.

>and most disturbingly (because they suggest destructive violence against children's toys, and against the child in all of us) a ceramic Angry Birds figure and a stack of rubber emoji ball.

Are you fucking serious man? It's just an ad

[aredox]

It seems Japanese are histrionic

Or maybe they just care about craft, you know? Like the author of this article https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40313733