[TRDRVR]

Everyone here is complaining about the nature of the proposed natural experiment and I’m just here thinking “where are the pockets on OP’s clothes?”

Phones are stored primarily in front pockets that are nowhere near the colon in terms of biology (almost everyone has relatively dense meaty quads and femurs between the thigh and colon) or the inverse square law.

[paulddraper]

> relatively dense meaty quads and femurs between the thigh and colon

While it in now way changes the conclusion, quads are on the front of the leg; many people carry it in their back pocket.

[TRDRVR]

People sit on their phones?

[throwaway11460]

To be fair, I use my hoodie pockets pretty often.

[rideontime]

To be fair, that's even further away from the colon...