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C levels can't survive a day in the trenches.

CEO goes to submit timesheet.

Corporate issued hardware explodes in face.

IT support hotline: Remember to turn the timer off and on again.

Middle manager: I need the task done yesterday. Yes, I know it's a holiday. Yes, I know the assignment breaks two DNS specs and several hundred federal and state regulations. Just get it done. No, you're not allowed to use utensils during working lunches, that's against company policy.