[web007]

A) "surely nobody has ever thought of [this] before]" says person who hasn't read https://xeiaso.net/shitposts/no-way-to-prevent-this/

B) It's a spin on The Onion headline about school shootings.

[subjectsigma]

A) I know, it still sounds smug and condescending

B) I know, it still sounds smug and condescending