Brick Top:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol:
Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top:
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to cows. You got to starve the cows for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of Bessie's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through cow sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen views to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a cow farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single cow can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a bull".
barfbagginus|1 year ago
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to cows. You got to starve the cows for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of Bessie's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through cow sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen views to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a cow farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single cow can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a bull".